tupacabra:

introductory paragraph of my essay:

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thesexosaurus:

"Condoms don’t work."

"Your first time is supposed to hurt."

"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."

"Girls don’t masturbate."

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generalbriefing:

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

"Life alert: caught the feels" lol!

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pinkadillydoo:

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what if shinies were considered bad in the wild since it meant they will get killed easier, which would explain why there are so hard to find…

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emmyandsuch:

This is the line that has gotten me through life.

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